British scientists Panel examined socks disappearing problem when washing and could bring “socks loss index,” according to the publication Mirror.
Scientists from the British bestowed upon mankind by the formula ” socks loss index. ” Finally, the average person can easily and easy to calculate the probability of losing a second sock in the wash. Question: “Where could he got lost” will wake up less often, humanity after the discovery of the formula by British scientists was really happy
Socks disappear one by one in the wash, and, right in your own home.. Such happiness as rasparovanny sock nobody gave up, however hard lost socks. Stephen Hawking once jokingly said that the socks do not disappear to nowhere, their black holes are tightened. British scientists have made a calculation formula chance stocking to extinction. It was found that the rate of loss of socks is most associated with the laundry composition, which is loaded into the washing machine. The final formula, or “socks loss index” looks like this:
(L (pxf) C (txs)) – (P x A), where
«L» – is “the volume of the wash “is calculated by multiplying the number of family members (« p “) on the frequency of washes per week (« f »);
« C »- the complexity of the wash, depending on the composition of tissue (dark, synthetic, wool), washable weekly ( «t») multiplied by the number of erasure for the same week of socks;
«p» (love to wash) is subtracted from the amount «L» and «C». Measured «P» on a scale of one to five (where 1 means – “hate washing”). Moreover, “the P” multiplied by “A” – attention to washing (check whether the pockets of clothing, whether the sleeves turned inside)
Sometimes, stealing socks in bulk.. For example, in Moscow, four men stole three hundred forty-seven bales with socks. Threatening with a pistol, the criminals tied up the guards and laid waste to the plant stores LLC “Moselektropribor”. Profit worth four million rubles were taken by three trucks. It becomes apparent that the above-mentioned people are unlikely to climb to you for one toe, and even wear. So who would encroach on it? Further research clarifies the truth to bear their things are hunters – fetishists
One of the brightest representatives of those – James Dowdy, an American, not once has stayed in prison for stealing socks.. Theft fetishist is quite possible, but in this case, such version is rejected due to lack of evidence of the penetration into the apartment. Maybe here and all otherworldly forces involved ?! We appeal to the book characters. The missing sock may be suspected Dobby -. House elf in a series of novels by British writer JK Rowling’s Harry Potter
By the socks from Dobby special affection he enjoys wearing them, several pieces on each leg, and pairing socks do not reflect. Information – thing that Dobby has brought long-awaited freedom, was an old dirty socks. And yet not only wear socks, but also eat. The popular British writer Terry Pratchett described Eater socks -. Inhabitant “Discworld” as being similar to a very small elephant with trunk extended to the end of the
According to some housewives, socks, absorbing and washing machine. Basically, it eats one toe. There is speculation about the “black hole” that occurs during the spin cycle in the drum of the machine, which fly small things. Generally, the parallel worlds of man, little is known, and therefore the imagination of each of us thief socks may be submitted by anyone, for example, a ghostly cowboy, fished sparkling whip thrown in the corner of a sock, the one that brings good luck in his world
Or maybe a sock and do fall into deep space for alien prityazhitelyu scattered things and now energizes an unknown planet … Washing machine – storm socks Stephen Hawking once jokingly said that the socks do not disappear to nowhere, they tighten the black hole. But how many socks disappear to within British scientists have calculated. They made a formula predicting the chances of textile products to disappear. It turned out that the disappearance of socks is most associated with the laundry composition, which is loaded into the washing machine
The final formula ( “loss index socks”) is as follows: (L (pxf) + C (txs)) – (. P x A). «L» it means “the amount of laundry,” – calculated by multiplying the number of family members ( «p») on the frequency of washes per week ( «f»). “C” corresponds to the complexity of the wash: the number of different lingerie types (dark fabrics, synthetic fabrics, wool) is processed in a week ( “t”) multiplied by the number of erasure for the same week of socks
«P» (love. to wash) is subtracted from the amount «L» and «C». Measured «P» on a scale of one to five (where one means – “I can not bear to wash clothes”). Furthermore, «P» is multiplied by “A” – attention to washing (whether in clothing pockets checked whether the sleeve is everted). Socks are mainly black, falling into a hole they stained her formula shows:. The greater the amount of laundry, the greater the likelihood of losing socks
In addition, the researchers identified the main reasons for missing sock: textile articles falling for fall batteries washing in different and are lost, and finally combined with its pair. Whatever it was, and no matter where in fact none had happened to toe, remember there is one – socks in the house, like any other things, should be allocated its own place. Clean and tidy abode close otherworldly portals strangers, and you eliminate the unnecessary hassles in search of clothes!
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