Tuesday, April 26, 2016

British scientists have solved the greatest mystery of our time – SoftSraze: actual and objectively

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British scientists have managed to solve one of the greatest mysteries of our time: the lost socks Where disappear. Not only they were able to derive special formula “socks loss index,” wrote Ghhauto.ru.

The Wonders! I woke up in the morning, and a pair of socks was only one second – gone somewhere. Households shrug, pet, hidden in a secluded corner, watching scoured the corners of the host. It happens, and the benefit when the loss is replaced. But the most surprising is that the desired sock disappears without a trace, why the question arises: “Where could he got lost?»

From the collections of newspaper notice: socks enticing thieves, hunted in shops and supermarkets. It’s easy – to disrupt label things, throw it inside his shirt or put on and strode as if nothing had happened, to the exit. That’s only in the digital age go unnoticed is quite difficult, a private security service to convict criminals help camcorder.

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In other socks smell so that it is better not to find them

Sometimes, stealing socks in bulk. For example, in Moscow, four men stole three hundred forty-seven bales with socks. Threatening with a pistol, the criminals tied up the guards and laid waste to the plant stores LLC “Moselektropribor”. Profit worth four million rubles were taken by three trucks. It becomes apparent that the above-mentioned people are unlikely to climb to you for one toe, and even wear. So who would encroach on it

Further research clarifies the truth to bear their things are hunters – fetishists?. One of the brightest representatives of those – James Dowdy, an American, not once has stayed in prison for stealing socks. Theft fetishist is quite possible, but in this case, such version is rejected due to lack of evidence of the penetration into the apartment.

Perhaps, here and at all involved otherworldly forces ?! We appeal to the book characters. The missing sock may be suspected Dobby – a house elf in a series of novels by British writer JK Rowling’s Harry Potter. By socks from Dobby special affection he enjoys wearing them, several pieces on each leg, and pairing socks do not reflect. Information – thing that Dobby has brought long-awaited freedom, was an old dirty socks

A more socks not only wear, but also eat.. The popular British writer Terry Pratchett described Eater socks – dweller “Discworld” as being similar to a very small elephant with trunk extended to the end. According to some housewives, socks, absorbing and washing machine. Basically, it eats one toe.

There is an assumption about the “black hole” that occurs during the spin cycle in the drum of the machine, which fly small things. Generally, the parallel worlds of man, little is known, and therefore the imagination of each of us thief socks may be submitted by anyone, for example, a ghostly cowboy, fished sparkling abandoned whip into the corner toe, the one that brings good luck in his world. Or maybe a sock and do fall into deep space for alien prityazhitelyu scattered things and now energizes an unknown planet …

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Washing machine – storm socks

Stephen Hawking once jokingly said that the socks do not disappear to nowhere, their black holes are tightened. But how many socks disappear to within British scientists have calculated. They made a formula predicting the chances of textile products to disappear. It turned out that the disappearance of socks is most associated with the laundry composition, which is loaded into the washing machine. The resulting formula ( “socks Loss Index”) is as follows:. (L (pxf) + C (txs)) – (P x A)

«L» it means “the amount of laundry,” – calculated by multiplying the number of family members ( «p») at the frequency of washes per week ( «f»). “C” corresponds to the complexity of the wash: the number of different types of clothes (dark fabrics, synthetic fabrics, wool) is processed in a week ( “t”) multiplied by the number of erasure for the same week of socks. «P» (love to wash) is subtracted from the amount «L» and «C». Measured «P» on a scale of one to five (where one means – “I can not bear to wash clothes”). Moreover, “the P” multiplied by “A” – attention to washing (check whether the pockets of clothing, whether the sleeves turned inside)

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socks are predominantly black, falling into a hole they color it

The formula has shown: the greater the volume of washing , the greater the likelihood of losing socks. In addition, the researchers identified the main reasons for missing sock: textile articles falling for batteries fall into different washing and lost, and finally unite not with his pair

Whatever it was, and no matter where in fact. fact neither had happened to toe, remember there is one – socks in the house, like any other things, should be allocated its own place. Clean and tidy abode close otherworldly portals strangers, and you eliminate the unnecessary hassles in search of clothes

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